For the benefit of Jómsvikings,
There will be a lunchy thíng
At 12:15.
The Jómsvikingar will all be there,
Eigu eru allir daudhir,
What a scene!
Over beef, potatoes, gravy, Yorkshires,
Lastly through a hogshead of real ale;
On Sunday, take Norway, then the world!

The celebrated Reeve-the-Y
Performs his feat this next Sunday
At Th'Castle pub.
The Jómsvikings will eat and drink
And maybe go on to pudding;
Here's the rub:
At this time of year the undergraduate
Population will be little to none,
So be told, members of old: you should all come!

So, lunchtime of the twenty-fifth,
Meet in that pub on Castle Hill,
Don't hang around!
And Mr. H. will demonstrate,
Ten Castle burgers he'll undertake
On solid ground!
Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all;
And tonight, let's not fight over the bill!