(to be sung to the tune of 'Fame', with apologies to Gorne and Pitchford)

Baby look at me
And tell me what you see 
You ain't seen the best of me yet 
Give me time I'll take over all the net.
I got code in me 
And we can set it free 
Shouldn't your computer be fun,
Don't you know what to run?

Remember to use:
GNU!
I'm gonna code forever 
I'm gonna learn how to write
C!
I feel it coming together 
People will see me and cry 
Geek!
I'm gonna make it to slashdot 
Saying my software will be
Free! 
I'm gonna code forever 
Free as in speech and not beer.
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 

Baby hold me tight
We don't need copyright.
I can code and you can do docs,
Use my source and take all I've got to give.
My software'll be tough 
Safe and secure enough 
I'll DDoS your box 'til it breaks
Ooo I got what it takes:
GNU!
I'm gonna code forever 
I'm gonna learn how to write 
C!
I feel it coming together 
People will see me and cry 
Geek!
I'm gonna make it to slashdot 
Saying my software will be
Free! 
I'm gonna code forever 
Free as in speech and not beer.
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 

[instrumental]

GNU!
I'm gonna make it to slashdot
Saying my software will be
Free! 
I'm gonna code forever 
Free as in speech and not beer.
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 
GPL 

[fade]
Remember to use:
GNU!
I'm gonna code forever
I'm gonna learn how to write
C!
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
Geek!
I'm gonna make it to slashdot
Saying my software will be
Free! 
I'm gonna live forever 
Free as in speech and not beer.