(to be sung to the tune of 'Silence is Golden', a sentiment your neighbours will appreciate if you really do sing it, with apologies to the Tremeloes)

Oh, don't it hurt deep inside
To see someone use MS Windows
Oh, don't it pain to see someone cry
Oh, especially when their box has died.

Linux is golden
Not just that, it's free.
Linux is golden, golden
Not just that, it's free.

Windows ain't cheap
People follow like sheep
'Cause they think there is nowhere to go.
How could they tell he deceives them so well
Pity he'll be the last one to know.

Linux is golden
Not just that, it's free.
Linux is golden, golden
Not just that, it's free.

How many times will your hard drive get fried?
'Til you finally make up your mind
And if you tried I know you'd see he lied
MS Windows is really behind.

Linux is golden
Not just that, it's free.
Linux is golden, golden
Not just that, it's free.
Not just that, it's free.