(to be sung to the tune of 'Nothing Compares 2 U', with apologies to Prince)

It's been seven hours + fifteen days
Since u took my files away
I go out every night + sleep all day
Since u took my files away
Since u been gone I can run whatever I want
I can game whenever I choose
I config're my system in a fancy G-U-I
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues,
'cos nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 GNU

It's been so lonely without u here
Like an app without the source
Yeah u have kept this lonely geek from hacking
Tell me manpage where did I go wrong
I could put my login on every box I see
But they'd never connect me to you
I went to the CO and guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said boy u better learn to like Win
No matter what u do
But he's a fool
'cos nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 GNU

All the websites that u hosted mama
In the web farm
All died when GNU went away
I know that living with u baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 GNU
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 GNU
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 GNU