(to be sung to the tune of 'We Are the Champions', with apologies to Mercury)

I've read net news
Time after time
I've killed some servers
But committed no crime
And bad programs
I've made a few
I've had my share of spam
Lodged in my box
But I've come through
And I need to code on and on and on and on

We are the CompScis - my friend
And we'll keep on hacking till the end
We are the CompScis
We are the CompScis
No time for lusers
'Cause we are the CompScis of the net

I've danced over stack
And poor function calls
You brought me read-write access
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no telnet password, no local root
I consider it a challenge to authentificate
And I ain't gonna lose

We are the CompScis - my friend
And we'll keep on hacking till the end
We are the CompScis
We are the CompScis
No time for lusers
'Cause we are the CompScis
Of the net.

We are the CompScis - my friend
And we'll keep on hacking till the end
We are the CompScis
We are the CompScis
No time for lusers
'Cause we are the CompScis